ParasiticRabbit of ScrubLeet Academy

I am the union of scrub and leet, the culmination of obsessive gamer and uninformed decision-maker, an autodidactic fool navigating an autocratic platform for automatic fame. A parasite, worming through the systems in place, manipulating them, infecting them. Consuming all I behold 'neath the twilight clouds. I come about as a result of my intrigue, my desire to understand the many technologies and sciences outside my burrow. Beyond the shadowy wall in Plato's allegorical cave, where once I gamed alone, now I bring to you what I've done my whole life. Now, you see within the burrow. Now, you may finally know the Rabbit. Gather, my scrubleets. It is time to emerge from all our burrows and consume this platform. While the world tarries, content in its peaceful dichotomy of leets and scrubs, we will show them a place between of creatures who got good but occasionally don't give a ****. We shall form the ScrubLeet Academy. It is our destiny. All assets are my own.